Brapa Kembaliannya ???

Si udin disuruh mamanya beli obat nyamuk,udin di kasi uang Rp. 3000 sama mamanya, harga obat nyamuk Rp. 750, berapa kembaliannya?

Jawabannya adalah Rp. 250
Kenapa? Karena nggak mungkin Udin ngasih uang Rp. 3000 ke pedagang sedangkan harganya Rp. 750. Paling cuma dikasihkan Rp. 1000

2009 Academy Award Winners

PICTURE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle - Slumdog Millionaire
Stephen Daldry - The Reader
Clint Eastwood - Changeling
David Fincher - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard - Frost/Nixon

ACTOR
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road!

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Courtney Hunt - Frozen River
Mike Leigh - Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin McDonagh - In Bruges
Dustin Lance Black - Milk
Andrew Stanton & Jim Reardon - Wall-E

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Eric Roth & Robin Swicord - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
John Patrick Shanley - Doubt
Peter Morgan - Frost/Nixon
David Hare - The Reader
Simon Beaufoy - Slumdog Millionaire

ANIMATED FEATURE
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
The Class
Departures
Revanche
Waltz With Bashir

ART DIRECTION
Changeling
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
The Duchess
Revolutionary Road

CINEMATOGRAPHY
Tom Stern - Changeling
Claudio Miranda - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Wally Pfister - The Dark Knight
Chris Menges & Roger Deakins - The Reader
Anthony Dod Mantle - Slumdog Millionaire

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)
Encounters at the End of the World
The Garden
Man on Wire
Trouble the Water

DOCUMENTARY SHORT
The Conscience of Nhem En
The Final Inch
Smile Pinki
The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306

ANIMATED SHORT
La Maison en Petits Cubes
Lavatory - Lovestory
Oktapodi
Presto
This Way Up

LIVE-ACTION SHORT
Auf der Strecke (On the Line)
Manon on the Asphalt
New Boy
The Pig
Spielzeugland (Toyland)

VISUAL EFFECTS
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Iron Man

COSTUME DESIGN
Australia
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Duchess
Milk
Revolutionary Road

MAKEUP
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

FILM EDITING
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Frost/Nixon
Milk
Slumdog Millionaire

SOUND MIXING
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
Wall-E
Wanted

SOUND EDITING
The Dark Knight
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
Wall-E
Wanted

ORIGINAL SCORE
Alexandre Desplat - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
James Newton Howard - Defiance
Danny Elfman - Milk
A.R. Rahman - Slumdog Millionaire
Thomas Newman - Wall-E

ORIGINAL SONG
"Down to Earth" from Wall-E
"Jai Ho" from Slumdog Millionaire
"O Saya" from Slumdog Millionaire

The Unthinkable Vote..

emang menggelikan kalo gw pikir2, tapi bisa tidak terpikirkan (unthinkable).. gimana??
sewaktu gw kelas satu, seorang guru berambut belah (tengah) mengadakan sebuah polling dimana anak2 dikelas gw harus nge vote dalam kategori beraneka ragam..
terpinter, terbaik, terrajin, terganteng, dll.... dan termasuk terbau..(what the family?!?) macam orang apa yg mau pake ngebauin orang sgala??? gw juga paling bingung kalo disuruh voting buat kategori terbau.. siapa juga yg mau ngebauin orang lain coba????
dikelas emang ada seorang anak yg namanya sebut saja kiki (nama samaran |:p) dikelas emang dia yg keliatannya kumel.. kalo bau?? gw ga tau itu.. siapa pula yg mau nyium dia???? what the family sii.... okeh saatnya voting...
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ok kita skip aja hasil poling yg terbau
yap ini dia hasil voting anak2 kelas gw (dari 25 orang)


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dino ( WHAT THE FAMILY ???!!!?!?!!?)

emang sii si kiki udah pasti di vonis bakal jadi terbau di semua vote.. bahkan si kiki malah milih dia sendiri sbagai yg terbau(what the f..) dari skian vote knapa ada gw satu orang??!?
orang macam apa yg pernah ngendus2 gw anjrit..




setelah di investigasi ternyata sang pelaku adalah seorang anak berjilbab dikelas yg hobinya buka2 laptop sebut saja shofa ( nama samaran cuy :p)
orang macam apa yg bisa ngendus2 gw coba???

Mandy Moore - Only Hope

There's a song that's inside of my soul.
It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again
I'm awake in the infinite cold.
But you sing to me over and over and over again.

So, I lay my head back down.
And I lift my hands and pray
To be only yours, I pray, to be only yours
I know now you're my only hope.

Sing to me the song of the stars.
Of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again.
When it feels like my dreams are so far
Sing to me of the plans that you have for me over again.

So I lay my head back down.
And I lift my hands and pray
To be only yours, I pray, to be only yours
I know now, you're my only hope.

I give you my destiny.
I'm giving you all of me.
I want your symphony, singing in all that I am
At the top of my lungs, I'm giving it back.

So I lay my head back down.
And I lift my hands and pray
To be only yours, I pray, to be only yours
I pray, to be only yours
I know now you're my only hope.

hmmmmm, hmmmmm, oooooh.

si muka baret

A Kid Named Shotgun...

pasti lo agak heran sama judul diatas... gini ceritanya... jadi suatu malam gw menelpon seseorang yg kusayangi (cieelah...). dia waktu itu juga sempat mengikuti ujian try out simak ui dalem stadion gelora bung karno. pas malem itu dia udah ngeliat hasil tryout tersebut secara 'online'. waktu itu gw lagi cerita2 lucu buat bikin topik atu seputar gosip.. eh tiba2 dia ngasih tau peringkat dia di try outnye.. dia katanya ada di posisi 225 dari 1700 orang (zzzz).. trus tiba2 dia ngasih nama salah satu orang peserta yg ngikut try out.. 'SHOTGUN' " hah shotgun?!?' apaan tu?? ' iya sayang S-H-O-T-G-U-N' eja cewek gw. 'nama lengkapnya??' tanya gw. 'shotgun aja kalee'.. bussset dah.. ni bapaknya tega bener ngasih nama anak shotgun (pada awalnya si kedengerannya 'shogun'). emang kagak ada nama laen apa... emang harus banget ngasih nama anak sama kayak pipa yang meledak ngeluarin pluru2 yg nyebar2... WUAHAHAHAHA. eits.... gw mikir dah, kalo anaknya namanya shotgun, berarti nama bapaknya bisa aja BAZOOKA, en ibunya namanya mungkin bisa aja AWP / SNIPER, jangan2 adeknya juga namanya bisa aja PISTOL. apa kakeknya namanya NUKLIR. wuahahahaha...........



dasar goblok XD

translation bahasa TEGAL lagu 'aku tak biasa'

ini adalah lagu ' aku tak biasa ' oleh..... siapa ya nama artisnya??? ( yg waktu itu mati di hotel)
njrit nyet gw lupa parah namanya?!?
pokoke.....
aku tak biasa.....

INYONG RA KULINA......?!?!


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